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Truths about life

About a month ago, one of my friends sent me a file with a list of truths about our life that I found amusing. Here they are:

  1. Security gates in shops: Although you didn’t steal anything, you’re worried that they’ll beep.
  2. Saying how much you earn brutto is like stating the length of your penis combined with your spine.
  3. Mom..what does it mean to have an orgasm? – How can I know!?, ask your father…O_o
  4. Latin: The only language in which even “shit” sounds sophisticated.
  5. Even if a toilet paper had 8 layers, you’d still fold it into half.
  6. The best proof that there are other intelligent forms of life in the Universe is that they don’t make any contact with us.
  7. If it’s already the third day that you don’t feel like working then it’s Wednesday.
  8. Tibial bone: Device to identify furniture in a dark room.
  9. Bread: No marketing, the best sales.
  10. Exams: On the corridor everybody convinces you they don’t know anything.
  11. Sexual paradox: You are allowed to have sex from the age of 15, but to watch it you need to be 18.
  12. 1st year students: Get to know them fast, they leave so quickly.
  13. Nympho: Woman that desires sex as much as an average guy.
  14. Feminism ends when someone has to carry a wardrobe on the 8th floor.

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